
I’M KALYN PARKER
DISRUPTOR, FIRE STARTER, UNAPOLOGETIC HUMAN
I’m not your average coach–I’m the fuck the box, flip the middle finger to conformity, rebel coach. My methodology meets at the intersection of soul + brand discovery. I’m here to dare you to ditch the status quo, and show up boldly, authentically, on terms that make you feel alive.
Somatic & Embodiment Facilitator
Hatha yoga certified, I’ve spent a decade practicing and studying different elements of yoga. I’ve since completed multiple group embodiment facilitator trainings and certifications centered around the modalities of somatics, trauma, dance, writing, ceremony, and spiritual practice.
Business & Leadership Mentor
After a professional background in marketing and operations management gave me the ick–I started my own boutique brand agency in 2014. With over a decade of experience in soul-led business, I’m the anti-conformist coach, daring you to defy industry norms and lead from a place of YOUness.
Certified Spiritual & Soul Purpose Coach
As a certified spiritual life and soul purpose coach, I’m trained and experienced in the art of space holding, energetics and body wisdom, inner child healing, intuition and channeling your higher wisdom, human design, the chakra system, and dharma discovery.
Social Impact & Empowerment
Since I was a youth, I’ve had a passion for volunteering, global impact, and community outreach. With over two decades as a youth mentor, leadership counselor, and women’s empowerment mentor, the work I do will always include inclusivity, social justice, and serving the greater good.
10+ Years of Disrupting Biz Norms
2012
Scouted and mentored by leading CEOs by being myself and making waves in my community
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Developed my own method of coaching that blends embodiment and business
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Quit my soul-sucking “dream job” after years in marketing and operations management
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Served 100’s of clients, led group programs, built courses, hosted live and online events
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Started a boutique brand agency that served female founded businesses
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Ran my coaching biz remotely traveling full-time and living abroad in 4 countries
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Became certified as a yoga teacher, spiritual & somatic facilitator, and life purpose coach
2025
Living my wildest dreams in tropical paradise, defining success on terms that are authentic to me
Early Rebellion & Defiance of Conformity
A natural born rebel, I popped out of the womb with a life theme of disruption. Always searching for the unmarked path, I never accepted societal norms that try to shove us onto conveyor belts destined for ready-made, predictable lives. Not meant to fit in a box, my destiny has always been to burn down systems not designed to honor our one-of-a-kind-ness as human beings on this remarkable planet.
Chain Smoking, Chronically Dissatisfied Cubicle Zombie
I kicked off adulthood as a college dropout with idealist dreams but no conventional avenue to express them. I smoked a pack of cigarettes a day and glugged down gallons of coffee and cheap wine. Chronically depressed, I spent my early twenties existentially defeated and in search of something more meaningful. I landed a series of “dream jobs” and tried ridiculously hard to strive towards a false ideal of success, only to discover, duh, it wasn’t for me.
How I Became a Radically Alive, Soul-Aligned Human
At age 24, I got sober (now 12 years and counting), started doing things that healthy people do–like running, and went from a food regimen of Hot Pockets and Diet Coke to holistic living. I discovered yoga, spirituality, self growth, and entrepreneurship. I left the last desk job I’d ever have, and felt alive and liberated. Unshackled from the idea that I had to zombie-stumble through life, I gave myself permission to start living by my own set of rules.
Coconuts, Palm Trees, & Flipping the Middle Finger to Convention
I flipped the middle finger to my conditioned life and never looked back. I started my first business online, and have been living the laptop life in tropical paradise ever since. I traded cubicles for hammocks, and heels for bare feet. I moved to Central America, and have spent my days island hopping on tiny boats, picking mangoes from trees, and basking in jungle bliss.
Devotion to My Dharma, Soul Purpose, & Life Mission
With wholehearted gratitude, my life is now the breathing embodiment of my dreams. My story is a testament to what’s possible when you give yourself permission to claim your purpose, declare who you are, take brave leaps into the unknown, and succeed on terms that are unapologetically your own.
I’m here to triple dare you to be happy on your own terms, ninja kick your way through conventions and take wild leaps towards your dreams. If you’re ready for outrageous authenticity, radical aliveness, and explosive purpose, you’re sure as heck in the right place.
Core Values
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Outrageous Authenticity
Own who you are without apology. Aim with your whole heart. Trust the heck outta your gut. Step into your power. Embody the fullest expression of you.
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Radical Aliveness
Ditch the stuff that doesn’t feel good. Call in the stuff that sets your soul on fucking fire. Shed the heavy and set yourself free. Dare to be wildly, radically alive.
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Explosive Purpose
Bust out of the box. Do life on your own damn terms. Seek the path of most good. Find your dharma; live it. Make a massive positive impact on the world.